Wednesday, June 1, 2011

Hatin On Hooha's...

As if being a woman wasn't bad enough with the waxin and trimmin, but now we have style options for our Hooha's??? This is most likely old news to ya'll, but my girl Jennifer Love Hewitt was on the George Lopez show a while back talkin about her bedazzled vajayjay. So apparently you glue rhinestones on your skin above and around your damn girly bit...hence the word vajazzle. I don't know about you all, but it sounds painful. What happens when your clothes rub on it? What if you're doin the nasty and the skin to skin friction rips these tiny stones off your sensitive region and now you're bleedin all over your damn sheets? Call me old school, but I cannot keep up with the new vagina technologies. Gina styles are released just as often as iphones....every few months. So now our buffet of options consist of Au Natural, Bikini Line, Landing Strip, Playboy (all off with a diamante design), The Triangle, The Moustache, The Heart, Brazilian, you can even choose to have your booty hole bleached, and now our new favorite....vajazzle.

Lesson Of The Day: Abstinence makes for happy bushes.

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